Sometimes, a government-run account can be hilarious.
Such is the case with the National Park Service, which wins the day with this friendly reminder on living life to the fullest:
Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) April 10, 2024
Solid advice.
Think it over. Remember to treat wildlife with proper caution and respect. No one likes an unflattering selfie.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) April 10, 2024
Nope.
Ah fluffy cow petting season is right around the corner
— Dr Katherine McNeil ❎(green X was free) (@adhd_teacher) April 10, 2024
Yes it is.
— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) April 10, 2024
Darwin approves.
You may wind up being airlifted. And they can surely air lift you. pic.twitter.com/aUj53hvKvC
— Jim Pacing His Cage 🤦♂️🤞🧨🚁🆓 🐱👤🕊 (@iamisgo11) April 10, 2024
They are big, massive animals who will hurt you.
just got to make friends with the Hi-Capacity Assault Cows.
— BuffaloGuyRon (@BuffaloRon) April 10, 2024
seriously, don't do it, I am a trained professional, and the bison behind me is stuffed. pic.twitter.com/OKor0kwHa5
The best way to take a selfie.
Shhhhhhhh ...
— K. Scott Piel (@spiel2001) April 10, 2024
Let Darwin have them. The gene pool needs chlorine.
We're so stealing that phrase.
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Go ahead. Pet the murder cows. Let your kid ride the moose. Take a selfie with that cute little baby bear. From all of us here at EMS, we appreciate your business. https://t.co/7SO5OBzh0x pic.twitter.com/flSQa3nmRW
— Snarksalot (@BitchesBane) April 10, 2024
It does keep health care workers employed.
I thought this was America?! https://t.co/uHZA0sAFuo
— DaveMedia_INC (@DaveMedia_LNK) April 10, 2024
So did we.
Fluffy cow petting season https://t.co/MvpqOUrZfl pic.twitter.com/TNP00NfNTn
— James Hollingshead (@bladesjester) April 11, 2024
We'll bring the popcorn.
I preferred seeing them while remaining in the vehicle. 🦬 https://t.co/QEj12G2Toe pic.twitter.com/VFItAO2g3y
— Taylor 🇺🇸 📚🥾🥛 (@Taylor_hikes) April 10, 2024
The wise choice.
https://t.co/7NBKwvDvcu pic.twitter.com/vysgL9aTKL
— 🇺🇦x - Gene Principe's Pythons🇺🇦 (@Oilers1829) April 10, 2024
Charles Darwin to the white courtesy phone.
The federal government occasionally gives good advice. 📸 https://t.co/EPQM6wIBD8
— Annie M. Dance 🕵️♀️ 📰 (@AnnieMDance) April 10, 2024
Mark your calendars, folks. This doesn't happen often.
Used to live in Bozeman, outside Yellowstone.
— Andrea (@STEM_inTamarian) April 11, 2024
I cannot emphasize the importance of this life hack enough, people. https://t.co/sjKBm1kgnZ
Listen to Andrea.
Taking a selfie with a bison is a way to die to the fullest... And dumbest. https://t.co/jSz8IUZBLt
— Justin Boot ∞ (@Polymathically) April 10, 2024
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Nearly had a heart attack watching some ppl do this at both Yellowstone & Custer State Park in the Black Hills. OMG https://t.co/kaVhV7wR0k
— Jan Pizzitola (@janpizz) April 10, 2024
Not only will you risk your life and limb, you will traumatize the heck out of witnessess.
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