Uh, congratulations? Who's up for a cheap swipe at Bristol Palin for old times' sake?

Here’s a nice break from a full month’s worth of post-election meltdown news, or so we thought:

Bristol Palin announces she's pregnant with her third child https://t.co/lO1PFq812U pic.twitter.com/XjoDyO99KT

— The Hill (@thehill) December 10, 2016

Bristol Palin and her husband Dakota Meyer broke the news to Entertainment Tonight Friday. The baby will be the couple’s second child; their daughter was born in December 2015. Tripp Palin, her son with ex-fiancé Levi Johnson, is now 7.

On the plus side, we’re 8 years beyond Andrew Sullivan’s public demand that Sarah Palin provide the American public documentation — “the amniocentesis results with Sarah Palin’s name on them, for example” — to “verify” her last pregnancy. That doesn’t mean a new Palin child doesn’t still have a triggering effect, though.

With all the money her mother made from speaking, you'd think she could afford to give Bristol a nickel to hold between her knees.

— kittyglitter (@kittyglitter) December 10, 2016

Yeah, a married couple having a child together? A second child? There’s no excuse for that.

The Hill: "Full-time, brain-dead baby maker makes babies"

— Angus McRockford (@AngusRockford) December 10, 2016

The woman who was paid to promote abstinence has 3rd child out of wedlock. Murican Family Values. Idiot.

— Cheeto Jesus (@jeffcoco13) December 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/GatorgirlinTexa/status/807432857190731780

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Do we know who's the the father?

— Brent (@MinnesotaExpat) December 10, 2016

All of that was covered above, but it’s true, those “Entertainment Tonight” reports can be difficult to follow sometimes. Most news outlets took a pass on the item, but here’s a quick word from the Daily Beast’s Olivia Nuzzi.

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/807426498068119552

Certainly she’ll keep that advice in mind and pursue more publicly acceptable family planning accordingly.

Why the shade on Bristol Palin? I had three kids within 5 years and am not sure how to take your comment.

— Susan Awake (@googiesmama) December 10, 2016

We’re pretty sure it wasn’t a compliment.

https://twitter.com/EF517_V2/status/807689148408725504

https://twitter.com/RNDriscoll/status/807437078292267008

https://twitter.com/Stephan94961536/status/807713602618740736

@thehill Pregnancy shaming is a thing?

— Jolene ❤️?? (@SouthernConLady) December 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/807688589156892672

https://twitter.com/Mellecon/status/807722153386901504

Three children in 8 years….the horror! Seriously, did you even research this at all?

— Jen® (@NatesMama1128) December 10, 2016

God forbid, a beautiful, married woman decide to have another child! What a wretched witch!

— C.A. Wilson (@CWilson9353) December 10, 2016

.@Olivianuzzi Media fecundophobia is a fascinating thing to observe. https://t.co/aABjkZriOW

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) December 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/807688548262563840

A woman has the right to choose, but choosing not to kill her baby is dumb.

— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) December 10, 2016

I was glum about Left's ability to oppose Trump but I see they can still snark about Bristol Palin's reproduction so it will all be ok

— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) December 10, 2016

Shaming a woman for their "choice". Having kids=not OK, abortion=hero. Got it. You feminists have a funny logic

— Shelli R (@WVShelli) December 10, 2016