'God says help yourself and vote Democrat': Resistance has advice for stopping those red-state tornadoes

We doubt that the Twitchy audience is going to rush out and buy “The Orange Album” by The USA Singers, who claim they make America great again through their hilarious resistance music, so we don’t mind giving them the signal boost they were asking for when they posted this:

200 tornadoes hit the Midwest this week in states that vote for politicians who refuse to recognize the reality of climate change & the extreme weather that it produces.

Meanwhile, they’re all praying for help.

?Newsflash?

God says help yourself and vote Democrat.

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019

Newsflash: Tornadoes hitting the Midwest is nothing new — it’s called weather.

All you trolls are wasting your breath. I stand by my tweet. Knock yourselves out.

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019

You heard him (or her) … let’s get this ratio started!

Smug ignorance of weather and science, mocking those who pray while misunderstanding, glee in destruction: hope your tunes are this good. https://t.co/SqoyNjWvyi

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 29, 2019

That is a cruel statement.

— S. G. Cobb (@cobonics) May 29, 2019

Hoax, it's called weather. Happens and changes all the time.

— Ole Odinsson (@mjolnir59) May 29, 2019

I bet you think of yourself as a big believer in science.

LOL

— Brian (@applecharlie5) May 29, 2019

Yes, because if God does exist he would want everyone to vote for the party of abortion. I'm an atheist and even I know that's a stupid take.

— Dan Schteiner (@DSchteiner) May 29, 2019

In other words, it's May in Tornado Alley, kinda of like it was last year. And more than likely, it's going to be that way next year too.

Actually this year, it's been a little light for Tornadoes, only 693 this year, average is 1200~ pic.twitter.com/NIEQiHKnwM

— ?Qayos Sturmz ? (@Qayos) May 29, 2019

Perhaps you might check the history of large tornado outbreaks. Start with 1974 and go from there. Oh, and that was when you folks proclaimed global cooling was a definitive thing by 2000.

— Bob (@Bobsquestions) May 29, 2019

It's been widely reported that an increase in tornadoes is due to advancements in technology that allow more of them to be detected, specifically in areas with little population. But sure, stick to your talking points…

— Casey (@space_case12) May 29, 2019

Tornadoes in Tornado alley during tornado season. Yeah real big mystery. Get Scooby and the gang for this one folks

— DarthLibertarian???? (@DarthLiberty1) May 29, 2019

You do realize that this is normal here this time of year right??

— RebekahLeigh (@RebekahLeigh79) May 29, 2019

Tornadoes? In Tornado Alley? The hell you say?

— Chris Tsotsoros (@ctsotsoros) May 29, 2019

Just trying to understand. Was there no adverse weather before the industrial revolution?

— Jesse Barnacle ???? (@jpdawg27) May 29, 2019

So, any tornadoes happening after the Industrial revolution are the result of climate change, or global warming, or global cooling, or because Rachel Carson might’ve mentioned it.

— Sen. John Blutarsky (T) (@Mongotrucker) May 29, 2019

Extreme Weather, AKA Spring/Summer.

— Mr. Boombastic, Mistah Topographic (@BayonetDivision) May 29, 2019

But weather isn't climate.

— JJ (@jjbarnhart) May 29, 2019

Also, tornados happen a lot in the area known as "tornado alley."

— JJ (@jjbarnhart) May 29, 2019

Extreme weather is a byproduct of climate change.

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019

Can you describe what extreme weather is like in tornado alley? I'm pretty sure they are well aware that tornados happen in abundance in that part of the country. It's what the dictionary calls "common"

— JJ (@jjbarnhart) May 29, 2019

Then you have to wonder how many homes that were destroyed belong to democrats, you shallow thinker.

— RichBred (@RAG__JJ) May 29, 2019

The same states you're laughing at were once covered by glaciers.

The Grand Canyon was under water.

See…climate changes. Man can do N.O.T.H.I.N.G to change it. Sorry you fell for the world's largest hoax.

Maybe you can sing the climate into doing what you think it should pic.twitter.com/NboqYbPXgR

— SmooveCaulk (@SmooveCaulk) May 29, 2019

omg – Tornadoes have become sentient!

— Cheesetrader (@cheesetrader1) May 29, 2019

And they know how you vote!!!

— Chris Cline (@1000thghostauto) May 29, 2019

Wait….let's connect the dots here……tornadoes are sentient…..they know how I vote and are trying to influence that…..

OMG – I KNEW IT! TORNADOES ARE RUSSIAN!

— Cheesetrader (@cheesetrader1) May 29, 2019

Were there no tornadoes in the 8 year Obama administration? Must be because he was black? Or against guns… wait. Just trying to follow Dem logic…I’m so confused.

— MEDIA ≠ truth (@bewareofmsm) May 29, 2019

Because we grew up and live in states with seasonal weather, and have learned the history of dust bowl days, how periodic flooding feeds the ground, the era of glaciers covering our farm ground, we know climate has always changed. We don't buy into the man-made hysteria.

— Hopster (@bopbottle) May 29, 2019

Look, Morons, we all recognize that the climate is changing. It's been warming since the end of the last Ice Age. We simply disagree on how much man has to do with it.

— Raider Dave Covfefe (@Raider_Dave13) May 29, 2019

Here for the "tornados hit Tornado Alley during tornado season" ratio. Let us know when hurricanes hit the Gulf Coast and Atlantic during this summer and autumn. We'll be happy to stock you up with ratio then too.

— Big Tech is Big Brother (@LibertyConv) May 29, 2019

And now back to not knowing who The USA Singers are.

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