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Organizers eyed Guinness world record for world's largest Drag Queen Story Hour

Gays Against Groomers is happy to announce that an attempt to put together a Guinness Book of World Records “world’s largest Drag Queen Story Hour” in St. Petersburg, Florida, has been canceled. The event was to be “a fabulous family-friendly celebration of literacy.” Maybe it’s just us, but we’d be happy if America’s public school teachers could celebrate literacy by doing their jobs and teaching children to read. But that wouldn’t be “fabulous.”

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Why? Because Drag Queen Story Hour teaches young children tolerance and acceptance of alternative lifestyles. You have to get to them young before their parents’ “cisnormative” values become ingrained and they believe a mom and dad and their kids in a house is “normal.”

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We thought you could be thrown in jail in Florida just for saying the word “gay.”

Schools used to hold annual Dr. Seuss celebrations, but he was canceled in 2021 for his “orientalism, anti-Blackness and White supremacy” and removed from Read Across America Day.

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That’s the question we keep asking. Why the utter desperation to put young children and drag queens together?

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