Conan O’Brien Jokes That at Least in Britain, They Arrest Their Pedophiles

I was off on Sunday and Monday, so I missed covering the Oscars, which I probably wouldn't have covered anyway. So consider this double VIP post a bonus for missing yesterday.

First, we could publish nothing but white liberal women recording their death fantasies for President Donald Trump and posting them to TikTok. As I always say, I absolutely don't understand what compels people to record death threats and then post them on social media, hoping they'll go viral. I wanted to feature this unhinged woman because she goes into great detail about how she wants "it" to happen. She doesn't want him to die a natural death …she wants him to be assassinated, preferably on stage, and televised. She's just being greedy … we already got to see Trump shot in the head while on stage, and it was televised.

Libs of TikTok says she's from Canada, as if you couldn't tell by her pronunciation of "about."

Meet Cathy DiFilippo-Kiley. She’s an administrator at Huron-Superior Catholic Schools in Ontario, Canada. She fantasizes about Trump getting ass*ssinated publicly and says she will be cheering

You can contact the school here: front.desk@hscdsb.on.ca pic.twitter.com/1z3FqS0Q1w
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 15, 2026

It's always nurses and educators. And they always have crazy eyes.

With that out of the way, onto the Oscars. Again, I didn't watch, but Variety posted a clip of host Conan O'Brien making a pedophilia joke at the expense of the American nominees. Was he actually calling out Hollywood as pedophiles? They seemed to like it.

As I reported in January, the Labour government shut down an attempt by the Conservatives to have the government set up a national inquiry into grooming gangs. The inquiry was voted down 364 to 111. They don't want to investigate, because it would reveal that the grooming gangs were composed mostly of "asylum-seekers" from Pakistan, and they certainly don't want to incite any "anti-immigrant sentiment."

"Grooming gangs" is apparently a concept he's never heard of.
— Joanne Mason (@JoanneMason11) March 16, 2026

I’d show this to my lib friends and they’d think this comment was about Prince Andrew…
— Apt Learner (@Apt_Learner) March 15, 2026

I wonder if there are big left-wing stories I don't know about in the same way they apparently don't know about UK grooming gangs.
— ABrownHat 🇻🇦 (@TheBrownestHat) March 15, 2026

Like how does he and they not know that?
— Richard Loudon (@LoudonRichard) March 15, 2026

You could have stopped at "Hollywood is unaware"
— 18SavyFan (@SlangeVarDave) March 16, 2026

And he told this to a room full of Hollywood people, right?
— The Olde Geek (@JIM_THE_BOSS_) March 16, 2026

Conan's joke was made to a room full of people who give standing ovations for pedophilespic.twitter.com/zLz2WlIGUj
— arock (@arocktweets) March 16, 2026

Roman Polanski would be arrested if he ever set foot in America, but instead, he's hiding out in Europe.

Jimmy Savile has entered the chat.
— The Ornery Serf (@lanicolai) March 16, 2026

The BBC let this guy molest hundreds of kids over decades pic.twitter.com/6wo8N38orW
— John A. Douglas (@J0hnADouglas) March 16, 2026

They don’t know about the rape inquiry, do they?
— Teri (@Teri5hty) March 16, 2026

O'Brien calls the actors in the audience pedophiles, and they applaud. Or was this supposed to be a Jeffrey Epstein joke? The Brits arrested Andrew, but not for pedophilia.

Who wrote this joke? It's never a good idea to bring up pedophilia in Hollywood.

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