Idaho Democrat Tells Parents: Kids Belong to the State Once They Walk Into...
NATO Ratio: Flubbed NYT Iran War Headline Creates Groundswell of Acronym Acrimony Online
Google Is Free: X BODIES Obama-Era Diplomat For Asking and (Wrongly) Answering His...
Biden Walks Through an Airport: Case Closed, He Was Never Senile, You Conspiracy...
Fenway Erupts in Boos: Healey & Wu Get a Brutal, Well-Deserved Reception on...
Don't Back a Florida Man (or Woman) Into a Corner—And Don't Commit Crime...
TIME Mag Review of Springsteen's HISTORIC 'Resistance' Concert Couldn't Possibly Be More O...
HuffPost's Attempt to Create a Good Friday Outrage Cycle About Pete Hegseth Is...
Ozempic (Allegedly) Gov. Celebrates National Walking Day While Chicago Mourns Teen Shot De...
Deportation? We Don't Do That: Illegals Squat for Decades, Their 'American' Kids Try...
DNC Stomps on Multiple Rakes in Rush to Slam Trump Over 'Affordable' Health...
Let's Check on How Many Network Evening Newscasts Mentioned the Fraud Arrests in...
Endorsed! Corrupt Clintonista Marc Elias Accidentally Makes the Best Case Ever for Harmeet...
Here's How CBS News Reported $4 Gas Under Biden vs. Trump
Vindman Outrage is the Ultimate Endorsement: Hegseth Rightly Boots Army Chief Gen. George

Brandon Marshall gets away with punching woman in face

If you’re a fan of the Miami Dolphins and you don’t want your day ruined, you should stop reading right here. Remember earlier this year when your team traded away stud wide receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for just two third-round draft picks?

Advertisement

That probably wasn’t a very smart decision!

At first Miami fans thought they were getting the better end of the deal because it seemed like Marshall would be suspended for punching a woman in the face at a nightclub. Today we found out that no charges are expected to be filed after a long police investigation.

https://twitter.com/#!/ewilltarheel1/status/202043047985426433

https://twitter.com/#!/AllIcareisjets/status/202041918056706049

https://twitter.com/#!/SoleMuchKicks/status/202042933468332033

Even if Marshall does get away with the alleged assault, that won’t stop public opinion from accusing him of being an idiot.

https://twitter.com/#!/Im_JustBETTER/status/202039882674221057

https://twitter.com/#!/OCHO_13/status/202039778215079936

https://twitter.com/#!/OsGood_CXXXIV_/status/202046093847040000

https://twitter.com/#!/DatBoi_Graham/status/202039774071107585

https://twitter.com/#!/shawdielo/status/202024852499083265

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement