On Wednesday the State Department issued a denial that John Kerry was vacationing on his yacht in Nantucket (a denial that was retracted) while chaos ruled the day in Egypt. The denial, which was subsequently proven to be a lie, started a #JohnKerryYachtNames hashtag game that is still going today.
Here are just a few of the hilarious suggested names for Kerry’s yacht:
#JohnKerryYachtNames Ketchup in the Rye
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 4, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames My Other Yacht is My Wifes Too
— Gary Campbell (@souperfan2012) July 4, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames Nachtin' to Sea Here
— The Streeter (@thestreeter) July 5, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames Queen of Denial
— The Streeter (@thestreeter) July 5, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames Miss Kyrzakhstan
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) July 5, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames Better Than a Delmont 88
— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) July 5, 2013
@GOPBunny #JohnKerryYachtNames Hillary Did It
— The Hyperbolic Literalist (@shoelessjoe255) July 5, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames : "I Like Pantsuits Two"
— Jordy Salyer (@PlainOlJordy) July 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/_PatJohnson_/status/353227902789226496
#JohnKerryYachtNames Stern Warning
— Razor (@hale_razor) July 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/colt_trooper/status/353216203134738432
#JohnKerryYachtNames The Sea Lurchin
— ArtistUnplugged?? (@pinkartgurl59) July 5, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames 'Jenjhis' Khan-Tiki OR Secretary of Escape @AdamBaldwin @Doc_0
— Leigo…U have 5 mins to reach minimum safe distance (@yieldright) July 5, 2013
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#JohnKerryYachtNames Pants on Fire
— MumbleMumble (@MaryPatton43) July 5, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames DOT DOT DOT – dash dash dash – DOT DOT DOT
— ❯❯−ΕΘĐ−➤ (@_EOD) July 5, 2013
@bobhaag2 #JohnKerryYachtNames Heinz Sight
— John Q Public (@JohnQPublicJR) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/GOPHotline/status/352870970765221889
#JohnKerryYachtNames Tossed My Medals #tcot #4thofjuly
— BHO’bozo??? (@BHOFakeFollower) July 4, 2013
#JohnKerryYachtNames Full Metal Dinner Jacket
— Reaganesque (@TheReaganWay) July 4, 2013
Failing Up #JohnKerryYachtNames
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) July 4, 2013
Or, just choose your own name for Kerry’s yacht, as long as it has a certain flair:
#JohnKerryYachtNames something that sounds French.
— Druid_Con (@Druid_Con) July 5, 2013
Editor’s note: The title of this post has been changed to correct a grammatical error.
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