Chuck Schumer tries to hook up Dems' struggle to save net neutrality with Tinder users

Democrats are still struggling against the repeal of net neutrality, and Sen. Chuck Schumer is trying to rally some support through an app he wants everybody to know he does not use:

Do you have @Tinder? I don't, but if you do you'll see their new banner encouraging users to write to their Senator to vote to save #NetNeutrality! pic.twitter.com/ZaesCRAKb0

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) May 9, 2018

If you weren’t killed by GOP tax cuts and somehow survived net neutrality long enough to use the Tinder app, Schumer would appreciate some help promoting one of the Democrats’ pet causes.

"support Net Neutrality because Tinder tells you to" is sure to win over the youths once and for all https://t.co/q6kwyW9Ujk

— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) May 9, 2018

There are not enough 'How do you do fellow kids' GIFs in the world for this tweet https://t.co/UYQXNc78d3

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) May 9, 2018

https://twitter.com/Moj_kobe/status/994333294777974784

I only subscribe to Tinder for the activism https://t.co/baKKWAHezN

— Sarah Mimms (@mimms) May 9, 2018

In today's edition of Old People Are Ruining The Internet….. https://t.co/Npt1gJq7FH

— H (@H_Linville) May 9, 2018

Schumer said he’s definitely not on Tinder, but if he was, what would his username be? We’re guessing something like “Not Chuck Schumer.”