Listen up, Democrats.
God is speaking to you and giving you some advice. You'd do well to listen.
OK, technically, it's not God. It's Charlamagne 'Tha God,' whose real name is Lenard Larry McKelvey. (I can see why he changed it.)
But I still think Democrats should absolutely listen to his words of wisdom here.
Charlamagne tells Lara Trump he’d like to see Jon Stewart run for president in 2028 🥴
— Digital Gal (@DigitalGal_X) August 3, 2025
Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/703wzruj8R
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Yes, PLEASE do this.
I can already envision the slogan: 'Stewart/Colbert 2028: They're Not Joking.'
I know what you're saying. You're saying, 'Calvin, stop it. This is a silly idea from a silly person who no one should ever take seriously, and the Democrat Party will never take him seriously.'
Oh, really?
This is the same party that nominated Kamala Harris (well, sort of) and Tim Walz in 2024. This is the same party where Gavin Newsom, Pete Buttigieg, and AOC are currently leading the polls for the next presidential candidate.
And you think there is a limit to how stupid they can go?
Yep . Totally take Charlemagne seriously. He could be chief of staff, too. https://t.co/BFMbijZuiX
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) August 3, 2025
Jimmy Kimmel could hold the new Cabinet position in the Department of Men Openly Weeping on Camera.
They can bring Joy Reid out of whatever mental asylum she's living in to be Secretary of EVERYTHING IS RACIST!
There's no end to the amazing 'Team of Rivals' Stewart and Colbert could assemble.
— 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 𝟐 🦑🤺 (@SisyphusGoals) August 3, 2025
See? It's not like any of the other Democrats are doing any better.
Time to give the failed talk show hosts a shot at the title.
But hey, don't take my word for it. There's even a movement on X to draft Stewart.
CHARLAMAGNE: "I would love to see Jon Stewart run...he's a celebrity who actually knows what they're talking about" pic.twitter.com/HtCnZyzJHZ
— Draft Jon Stewart 2028 🇺🇸🌹 (@Stewart_2028) August 4, 2025
See?
Stewart/AOC 2028!
— Rich Garvin (@SenseiRich4) August 4, 2025
Colbert needs to take Lindsey Grahams seat.
Colbert won't like that, but they can fight that one out in the primary.
Assuming, that is, that the Democrats even decide to HOLD a primary next time around.
He's still too far gone in uniparty politics to make any type of meaningful difference, but that would be a DRASTIC improvement over what Dems have put in as their nominees.
— Michael Crane (@MikeJCzapla) August 4, 2025
It's true. Stewart might not be radical enough. Maybe Colbert will need to take the top spot.
But they're buddies. They'll figure it out.
LETS GOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/mrr5MxujEd
— Oz Cobb A Brick and Flip it Twice (@Bonecrusher_) August 4, 2025
He's got Stew-mentum, baby!
And you can bet he'll appoint everyone on The View to federal judgeships, possibly even a SCOTUS seat or two if any open up.
I been saying this! Stewart/Colbert ‘28 would mop the floor with the gop https://t.co/7H8c0cG7mr
— Arturo 𓂀 (@mistertoybox) August 4, 2025
Be a-scared, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Ron DeSantis. Be very a-scared.
Of course, there's only one problem with this dream ticket.
Both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are straight white men. And Democrats simply cannot have that!
But the nation is calling. Charlamagne is demanding it. Social media is begging for it.
There's just one thing they need to do to make it happen.
Colbert is going to have to transition, start wearing dresses, and call himself ... err, herself ... Stephanie. A septum piercing and some blue hair dye wouldn't hurt either.
If that happens, this ticket for 2028 is basically a lock.
Laugh at Lenard McKelvey all you want right now. When it happens, both he and I will be accepting everyone's apologies.
