J. R. Salzman has the last laugh after catching some deer eating his sweet corn

Greg P. | 8:58 PM on May 11, 2018

Two deer that had been sneaking into Twitchy favorite J.R. Salzman’s garden and eating his sweet corn found out the hard way that this wasn’t the best long-term plan. Check it out:

I’m making venison burgers again. These burgers started out as two yearling bucks that kept sneaking into my garden, eating my sweet corn. A few months later I shot them both during deer season. Now they’re in my freezer. The burger is mixed with 20% beef for some fat. pic.twitter.com/Pw30tMSJ31

— J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) May 11, 2018

While I can butcher my own, there’s a country butcher right down the road who also makes my summer sausage so I just have him do it. I’ve tried pork fat before, I didn’t like it as much.

— J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) May 12, 2018

If you’re one those little candy ass vegan beta males who is offended by me hunting, you should know I really don’t give a damn about the fact you’ve chosen to be offended.

— J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) May 12, 2018

I’m continually amazed at the number people who are so insulated from the basic principles of human survival that they criticize someone for hunting for food. Only someone who thinks food comes from the grocery store would think hunting is immoral and makes someone less human.

— J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) May 12, 2018