Oh, for the love of everything ever! This is what happens when women vote with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.
My vagina voted for Obama, and he won! You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/n3FrOxDv
— Suzanne Whang (@suzannewhang) November 7, 2012
Liberal women aren’t just swooning over President Obama’s victory — they claim their vaginas, uteri and ovaries are expressing gratitude and relief now that they’re in the oh-so-capable hands of President Lady Parts.
You’ve come a long way, baby!
Obama reelected. My vagina can breathe again.
— Ariceli✨Rodriguez (@Celi_Monster) November 7, 2012
Er … try cotton panties instead of synthetic. Bonus: they chafe a lot less than an Obama presidency.
https://twitter.com/lalalalauraah/status/266195625723453440
My vagina thanks you too, Obama.
— Ro (@ro_speaks) November 7, 2012
RT @iamcourtneyswan: For everyone who voted Obama, my vagina sincerely thanks you!
— Kasey (@kaseysburgers) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/anothermeghann/status/266059105322532864
Me and my vagina are so fucking relieved! #OBAMA
— Connie Palermo (@AuRevoirOeuf) November 7, 2012
I am so happy to have voted for Obama! I believe my vagina is thanking me now!
— Kathryn Moira (@riotgrl248) November 7, 2012
@Dear_Sommer girl my vagina is glad Obama won to say the least
— ?King C (@Cjaayyee) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/KirbiesEpicYarn/status/266051435718918145
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My vagina smiles vertically. #Obama #4moreyears #women #ladyparts #binders
— Stephanie CW Telles (@StephanieCW) November 7, 2012
My vagina has never been happier #OBAMA #obama2012 #Obama4moreyears
— Jessica Fuller (@unicornwhispers) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/Catt_daddyy/status/266049422624948225
Hey Obama, my Vagina thanks you for it's rights.
— Caitlin Allen (@cmarieallen) November 7, 2012
Yes, because as we all know, our rights come from our lord and savior Obama.
But it’s not just a slew of vagina monologues. Other liberal “lady parts” joined in the celebratory sighing.
My uterus had a deep sigh of relief last night.
— Roxxie Rae (@MsRoxRae) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/SubvrtAParadigm/status/266140182317785088
https://twitter.com/HillarySpeaks/status/266179147829755904
https://twitter.com/ppeachykeen/status/266229911038087168
all i have to say is OBAMA, my uterus thanks you. 🙂
— ?Chrissy ? (@pinkgamingg) November 7, 2012
My uterus is so happy. And it isn't just because my period ended yesterday. #OBAMA
— Kiska Del Mar (@KiskaFalair) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/Rambling_Amazon/status/266165735150219265
My uterus says thank you Americans!! #election #Obama
— Kari (@karifontenot) November 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/LaurenLugdon/status/266200147946524675
My uterus just let out a sigh of relief. It's my vagina not yours, please keep your politics out of it. #Election2012 thank god Obama won
— Lips and Hips (@LipsandHipsxo) November 7, 2012
Some femme-a-gogues even believe their biological clocks run on Obama time.
period didn't come last month at all, right after election results came in, period came. it's like my uterus knew it was finally safe #obama
— jamie (@jmchance86) November 7, 2012
Obama won last night. 20 minutes later, my period starts. My uterus is celebrating and would like to thank you for your decision, America.
— Brittany (@StarlightDemon) November 7, 2012
T. M. I.
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