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Pay-to-Play Peter Gets Pickpocketed: London Thieves Snatch Schorsch's Gucci Murse in Ultimate Karma Heist

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Peter Schorsch is a total windbag who owns an online news site focusing on the state of Florida. The term 'news' should be used very loosely because he accepts money from the highest bidder to publish articles favorable to them. He even accepts money from businesses who don't have the best interest of Floridians at heart (allegedly) to convince his readers they are on the up and up.

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His 'pay to play' is how he travels the world and takes Disney cruises and has a Gucci murse. Well, he HAD a Gucci murse, at least. (For the alphas reading this, a murse is a purse a man carries. Again, using 'man' really loosely here).

So, Peter and his family travel all the time. They post pictures constantly on social media. They stay at lavish hotels and attend very expensive concerts. This guy is so bought. Obviously, he also enjoys his luxury bags and let his guard down in London. Womp-womp. Couldn't have happened to a bigger hypocrite. He paints Republicans as bigots and xenophobes for being opposed to an open border and now he is finding out what happens as a victim of crime in London. Will he admit he was wrong? Doubt it.

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Honestly, it's embarrassing to even type that word. Ok, Queen!

Some people only learn the hard way. Sigh.

Literal LOL!

Nobody thinks as highly of Peter Schorsch than Peter Schorsch. 

Just sit with that. Most men carrying a 'murse' would never admit it if it was stolen from them. At least, they'd call it a satchel or something. 

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Alex's post made Peter mad and now he is lashing out at the staff of Governor DeSantis and their supporters. The last 8 years of excellent governance by a man who wouldn't sell out to Peter has been hard on him.

Oh, Peter, Peter, you silly round man. Keep a better watch on your murse. Maybe your wife can hold it for you. Happy New Years from the poors who can't afford to travel the world because they report actual news and not what people pay them to write. You're a real hero, dude.

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