Snicker! Twitter users can’t get enough of the hilarity known as disgraced Eliot Spitzer’s planned comptroller run. A hashtag swiftly entered the mix:
What will Eliot #Spitzer's comptroller campaign slogan be? Use #SpitzerCampaignSlogans
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) July 8, 2013
Givers immediately sprang into action and offered up some proposed slogans for Spitzer.
When Humiliating Your Wife Once Isn't Enough #SpitzerCampaignSlogans
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) July 8, 2013
Bam! That may have been an early win, but the side-splitting giggles continued:
https://twitter.com/tcump/status/354045565497126913
#SpitzerCampaignSlogans 9 shades of beyond the pale
— BarbaraMcMahon((?)) (@southsalem) July 8, 2013
For a good time, vote Client 9. #SpitzerCampaignSlogans
— ikidyounot (@ikidyounot) July 8, 2013
#SpitzerCampaignSlogans Swallow Your Pride
— Pundit Review (@PunditReview) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/3amFAIL/status/354219514046578689
#SpitzerCampaignSlogans Hos before bros.
— Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/LolaGOP/status/354228561659441152
#SpitzerCampaignSlogans Me Love America Long Time
— Wakko Kakko (@WakkoKakko) July 8, 2013
Recommended
#SpitzerCampaignSlogans "The people will always be my client number one."
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) July 8, 2013
"Spitzer? I didn't even weiner!"#SpitzerCampaignSlogans
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) July 8, 2013
#SpitzerCampaignSlogans A Hooker in Every Pot
— BarbaraMcMahon((?)) (@southsalem) July 8, 2013
Awesome.
Mockery really is the best medicine. More please, Twitter!
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