Just say snow: Groan-worthiest DC snowstorm name ever? [pics]

Ah, it’s time for the frantic naming of a Washington, D.C., snowstorm. “Snow” and “storm” are both used loosely. Take a gander:

Catching snowflakes with Wisdom in NW DC. Let me know how much snow at your house. pic.twitter.com/PcH6x8dXfd

— Tucker Barnes (@TuckerFox5) December 10, 2013

Snow Belt Dad has opinions about your weather, DC. pic.twitter.com/gykbnpL43O

— Christina M (@Super_Christina) December 10, 2013

Heh.

What to call this devastating dusting of snow?

How about the "Filiduster"? #snowstormnames

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) December 10, 2013

Oh dear. . . RT @AsheSchow: How about the "Filiduster"? #snowstormnames

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December 10, 2013

Oh. My. Groan.

Hurry, more suggestions, stat! What say you, Twitchy readers?