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Should THIS be James 'Mad Dog' Mattis' first order of business? Please say yes

As we reported Friday morning, President-elect Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense, General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, is full of win. His quotes are so boom-tastic that they sparked the hysterical #MattisQuotes hashtag. Here’s one of the most loved quotes:

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https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/804527385378963456

Oh. Yes. Please, get me to my swooning couch! Which brings us to this: Should THIS be the newly nominated Secretary of Defense’s first order of business?

Oh please make it happen. In case you forgot OFA’s absurd Pajama Boy, here’s a reminder:

Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy

How entertaining would such a meeting be?

https://twitter.com/dwdeardorff/status/804741537489764352

Heh. There would be one problem, however.

That’s funny, because it’s almost certainly true.

https://twitter.com/farleyglobal/status/804743218256441344

Perfect.

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