Bernie Sanders, who always talks about taking from the evil rich and giving to the poor, has just endorsed an evil rich person for president …
.@HillaryClinton has won the Democratic nominating process, and I congratulate her for that. https://t.co/FrKbEmyuC6
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) July 12, 2016
And boy is she rich and evil.
"Together, we will continue to fight for a government which represents all of us, and not just the 1%." —@BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
HA HA HA HA HA. Not just the 1% … hilarious coming from Hillary.
"She will be the Democratic nominee…and I intend to do everything I can to make certain she will be the next president." —@BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Bernie will do everything he can to make sure the evil rich white lady is your president. Yay.
"This campaign is about the needs of the American people and addressing the very serious crises that we face." —@BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Because Hillary has done such a bang up job during a crises so far … see Benghazi.
"Hillary Clinton understands that if someone in America works 40 hours a week, that person should not be living in poverty.” —@BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Right, the woman who charges hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single speech is totes in touch with the average, everyday working American.
"The last thing we need…is a president who doesn’t care about whether millions will lose access to health care coverage." —Bernie on Trump
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
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And Hillary cares, unless you’re in Benghazi and being attacked by a bunch of terrorists, but we digress.
Hillary "knows that it is absurd that middle-class Americans are paying an effective tax rate higher than hedge fund millionaires.” —Bernie
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Knows sure, but does she care? She is one of those millionaires, Bernie.
"We become stronger when black and white, Latino, Asian American, Native American—all of us—stand together.” —@BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
And Hillary ain’t in no ways tired …
"Hillary Clinton will make an outstanding president, and I am proud to stand with her today." —@BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Vote for the evil rich lady, says the socialist.
Hillary of course responded in kind …
"He has energized and inspired a generation of young people who care deeply about our country.” —Hillary on @BernieSanders
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Young people who quite honestly aren’t huge fans of yours, granny.
Thank you, @BernieSanders, not just for your endorsement, but for a lifetime of fighting injustice.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
In other words thank you for dropping out, booyah.
Taking on systemic racism and rebuilding trust and respect between law enforcement and the communities they serve will require all of us.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Blah blah blah, gotta wrap up this endorsement / speech with some buzz words for the campaign …
“Let’s take real, meaningful action to end the epidemic of gun violence in America.” —Hillary
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Ties it up nice and neat with a tweet about gun control.
$7.25 an hour is a starvation wage. So sorry Donald, if you’re watching, we’re not cutting the minimum wage, we’re raising the minimum wage.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
*eye roll*
We’re going to make sure that Wall Street, corporations, and the super-rich pay their fair share of taxes.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Just not the ones who keep donating to you, right granny?
Let’s expand Social Security—not cut or privatize it.
Let’s offer paid family leave.
Let’s guarantee equal pay for women once and for all.— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Can’t have a speech without pandering to the ladies, way to go.
"Let's make it easier to vote, not harder. Let’s fight back against attacks on voting rights across the country.” —Hillary
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
And there it is, gotta imply the GOP is attacking voters.
To everyone who poured your heart and soul into Bernie’s campaign, thank you. Our country desperately needs your voices.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
What she’s saying here is, “Please like me, please please please like me.”
Now give the nice rich lady your money …
"You can take out your phone right now and text JOIN to 47246. Or go to https://t.co/erIfmxlyf9. We accept $27 donations, too, you know.”
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Together, let’s go win this election. pic.twitter.com/lRSwpk9y4b
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 12, 2016
Democrats, you crack us up.
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