Nudge nudge, wink wink: Jon Gabriel uses 'suspicious package' headline to crack Twitter up

Admit it, the word “package” cracks you up.

In fact you probably laughed when you read our silly headline … full transparency, we laughed when we wrote it.

UPDATE: Secret Service detains man who approached White House with suspicious package https://t.co/LRkPJGsrHN pic.twitter.com/ur4arSd9LF

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 28, 2017

Well that’s certainly disconcerting. But since they have the man and his “suspicious package” in custody, and no harm was done, why not have a little laugh at his expense?

Lots of men have suspicious packages. https://t.co/dnBzfuRS9Z

— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 28, 2017

Oh man.

Ain’t THAT the truth.

Are these new rules? Women with suspicious boxes were in and out at the White House during the Clinton years.

— StanleyFosha (@stanleyfosha) March 28, 2017

It’s honestly hard to keep the rules straight these days. Either way you are likely oppressing women simply by existing.

https://twitter.com/highaltitudes/status/846757563031076865

@GayPatriot's ears are burning…

— Sleve McDichael (@SeahawkBurrrton) March 28, 2017

https://twitter.com/TarheelKrystle/status/846789578652463104

Exactly the visual we had in our heads.

Heh!

Ok, we admit it, we’re slightly immature – but so is politics these days.