Things that DIDN'T happen for $200 --> Rep. Eric Swalwell's tale about United passenger telling him to impeach Trump does not FLY

What is it with Rep. Eric Swalwell always making up imaginary passengers on airplanes? Hey, he even tagged United this time to somehow prove it really did happen.

And he wonders why he was the first candidate to drop out of the 2020 presidential race.

A passenger boarding the @United plane I’m on just stopped in front of me, punched my shoulder, and said “you all better get your act together and impeach him.”

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 23, 2019

And then the passenger’s wife started singing, ‘God Bless America’ while the baby grizzly bear they snuck through TSA popped out of their carry-on and began juggling field mice holding tiny little torches and singing harmony for the guy’s wife.

Hey, this is about as likely to have happened as Eric’s claim that A) anyone would recognize him on the plane and if they did they’d B) punch him in the shoulder and tell him to get to impeaching Trump.

What a load of crap.

Why did you have to tag the airline?

— Saladino for Congress (@JoeySalads) September 23, 2019

Because he thought it would somehow make his claim more believable.

He thought wrong.

Don’t you have a Nazi rally to attend?

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 23, 2019

Someone’s cranky.

Swalwell, you’re such a child. How about you go home and help clean up your shitty streets with all of those people you call Nazis.

— GranTweets2 ?? (@GranTweets2) September 23, 2019

He really is childish.

CA sure can pick ’em.

Don't you have a presidential campaign to run?

Oh… oh, awkward. https://t.co/HlFx826UPA

— Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) September 23, 2019

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So awkward.

We are all that passenger, Congressman

— Jennifer Taub (@jentaub) September 23, 2019

They believe him … el oh el.

I'll take, "things that didn't happen" for $500 Alex. pic.twitter.com/Is8LP70OHA

— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) September 23, 2019

Well, not everyone.

I was at the grocery store and a shopper pulled their cart near mine and punched me in the face and said, “this is for Swalwell”.

— Evets ? (@TheofficialGump) September 23, 2019

I bet they handed you their AR too.

— Brock Jansen (@BCJ166) September 23, 2019

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, and it’s not just airline passengers he makes up:

Dear @realDonaldTrump, you don’t have to go home. But you can’t stay here.

*Message I’ve received from my constituents in last 48 hours.

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 23, 2019

But you knew that.

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