Weird take even for Alyssa.
Just a reminder, there’s a law in Texas that prohibits a woman from owning more than 6 dildos.
But you can own as many guns as you want.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 2, 2021
Just a reminder, no one should ever take a Z-list actress who suddenly decided he/she/they wanted to be an activist when they grow up. And maybe our memory is fuzzy, but we don’t remember there being any sort of dildo amendment in the Constitution. Perhaps it sits with the free healthcare and free college piece we can never seem to find either.
You need more than six? https://t.co/dtNWwEm8ZJ
— RBe (@RBPundit) September 5, 2021
Maybe she takes Sundays off?
WE’RE KIDDING.
And it’s funny, right?
calm down pic.twitter.com/hHpvUVCKEg
— Jessica O’Boy-Football-is-Back-Donnell (@heckyessica) September 5, 2021
Nobody needs 6 dildos https://t.co/zvfftDFDvv
— MALCOLM IN THE MANAGERIAL CLASS (@mistahexx) September 5, 2021
You’re supposed to rest on Sunday https://t.co/q80Qz4WRKC
— M.R.S 🇺🇸☝️👁💣💥💀🕣 (@MarionS91783730) September 5, 2021
SEE?! We weren’t the only ones to make that joke.
How many dildos do you need ??? https://t.co/O9z2PwjrQ0
— Very serious person///BLM✊#metoo #nojusticenopeace (@Moche1231) September 5, 2021
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Meh. I lost most of my dildos in a boating accident. https://t.co/fn3XQVx5fp
— Jalapeno Ketchup (@HoopTrainerJess) September 5, 2021
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
When was the last time you appeared in a good movie? https://t.co/Rd32s1VF6I
— Cowboy Agitprop (@CowboyAgitprop) September 5, 2021
Pretty sure there’s a ‘hands-off our dildo’ joke here but it’s too early on a Sunday morning to make it.
Even though we kinda sorta just did
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