'DUDE, touch grass': Tristan Snell claiming GOP will ban CONDOMS in desperate Handmaid Tale's HAIL MARY does NOT go well

Sam J. | 10:01 AM on October 23, 2022

Hurr.

DURR.

Sorry but at this point, that’s what it feels like every time we read a tweet like this one from Tristan Snell. REPUBLICANS ARE TAKING YOUR CONDOMS … REEEEE! Only morons who are already voting blue would ever buy into this sort of nonsense … but we suppose since this is all they have we’re going to see a lot more of it in the next two weeks.

Psst, Tristan. It’s the economy, dummy.

There will be no condoms.
There will be no abortions.
There will be no Plan B pills.
There will be no birth control pills.

Republicans will ban them all — NATIONWIDE, all 50 states and DC. They’ve literally promised to do this, and we need to listen — and take action.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) October 21, 2022

This did NOT go over so hot for the ‘attorney.’

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— I Yam What I Yam (@Nvr4Get91101) October 22, 2022

Are you stupid or something?

— ☘️Tabatha- SSG Ginger (ret) 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪 (@Winning4Him) October 22, 2022

Depends on what ‘something’ is.

https://twitter.com/foster_type/status/1583618987711025152?s=20&t=4KVKPs5SfMM8sCvXC6LDVw

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Dude who is your weed dealer?

— Rogue Sith Elf Pool 🐿 (@TheRogue_Elf) October 22, 2022

Serio.

You are so dumb, and you aren’t even cute to make up for it.

— JayJay McMaster, CD (@tantrumblue1) October 22, 2022

Tough crowd.

What Republican has promised to do this?

— LincolnHillsFrau (@bayareahausfrau) October 22, 2022

THAT ONE REPUBLICAN IN THAT ONE DISTRICT IN THAT ONE RED STATE … YEAH, THAT’S IT.

bro the handmaid’s tale isn’t a documentary

— Jonathon Snyder (@JonathonSnyder) October 22, 2022

Dude. Besides the fact that is all a lie, as evidenced by GOP efforts to make all birth control over the counter, which Planned Parenthood & Dems fight against, tweeting this stupid stuff is still not going to get you laid.

— Jellenne 🇺🇸🌵🌞 (@jellen805) October 22, 2022