I often think about what my children would tell their classmates about what it is I do for a living if I was ever invited for a Parent Day or something where I talk about my super-cool job. Imagine sitting in front of a classroom and saying, ‘Hey, kids, I’m a writer and I cover politics … yeah, that’s it’. Politics.’
I’m not entirely sure how it would go over to tell them I also sometimes write about insane people pooping in an aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton while they were attending a Broadway Show but here I am. On that note, every day my husband asks me how my morning or day is going, and what I’ve been writing about.
And today, I get to tell him I wrote about this.
What a world:
Fan poops in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show https://t.co/hQ8aHtDxx3 pic.twitter.com/oBJp3EIRew
— New York Post (@nypost) March 21, 2023
Somehow someone pooping near Hillary just makes sense.
From Page Six:
Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Shubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”
A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.
But another source tells us that the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.
Serial pooper.
OOOOMG.
I laughed so hard I scared the dogs. ‘This serial pooper must be STOPPED!’
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I'll bet that went over like a shart in the Vatican.
— THE Crapplefratz (Accept no substitutes) (@Crapplefratz) March 21, 2023
Can anyone provide a convincing alibi for Amber Heard?
— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 🏳️🌈 (@CasuallyGreg) March 21, 2023
Annnd now I’m dead.
"there were two human turds in the aisle"
That's a good description for them.
— James Flood III (@jamesfloodiii) March 21, 2023
Oof.
That is definitely the sign of a Hillary Clinton fan.
— InTheRightColumn (@TheRightColumn) March 21, 2023
When you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.
— Sharko Ramius (@RedFebtober) March 21, 2023
The Clintons have some strange fans.
— Tracy 🇺🇸 (@TracyJHoban) March 21, 2023
That they do.
And seriously, can you believe this crap?
See what I did there?
