'How nuts would it be'? FNC's Jedediah Bila proposes badass presidential ticket

That man, evidently, is not President Obama. Jedediah Bila was decidedly unimpressed by what he brought to the podium this afternoon:

There are times when I want to see my President angry. The beheading of an American journalist is one of them.

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) August 20, 2014

Unfortunately, the best our leader could muster was a stern face before dashing off to get his golf on.

We are so over this guy. Time for someone who actually cares what happens to Americans. Someone who actually wants to, you know, do something.

Which brings us to this:

If I were President, ISIS would be in very deep shit right now. #truthtalk #demolished #wearestrongerthanyouare

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) August 20, 2014

I may have to run now on spite. RT @andylevy @JedediahBila lol ur a woman u can't be president maybe read the constitution

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) August 20, 2014

Haha how nuts would it be if I ran for President? More importantly, how would I convince @MonicaCrowley to quit her jobs to be my Press Sec?

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) August 20, 2014

The ticket’s already gaining support:

@JedediahBila @MonicaCrowley where do we send the donations?

— ScaryCheri ??Deplorable (@ScaryCheri02) August 20, 2014

@JedediahBila @MonicaCrowley President Jedediah Bila!!I like the sound of that!!You got my vote!! 🙂

— Tanya Ross (@ross_tanya) August 20, 2014

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@JedediahBila @MonicaCrowley I would campaign for you:)

— Gary ricketts (@glricketts_gary) August 20, 2014

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@JedediahBila @MonicaCrowley you have my vote. #BilaCrowley2016

— Jeep Flyer (@JeepFlyer) August 20, 2014

@JedediahBila I would vote for you!

— John Yoars (@1952SuperM) August 20, 2014

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Only one question remains:

@JedediahBila r u any good at golf? #Bila4Prez

— Michael (@Ron_Hero) August 20, 2014

Heh.

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