https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/829110049599520768
Would it kill liberals to actually bother to figure out what they’re talking about before they spout off? Evidently yes.
As Twitchy told you, Betsy DeVos’ confirmation has celebrities in full-blown freakout mode. Fortunately, they’ve got someone like Stephen Colbert to articulate their outrage in a thoughtful, intelligent way:
Elementary math under Betsy Devos
Q: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples?
A: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 7, 2017
What is so difficult about understanding how the Constitution works? Suppose if Chuck Schumer — an actual politician — can’t be bothered to understand it, it’s silly to expect Colbert to make an effort. But still.
https://twitter.com/MetricButtload/status/829115691789717505
@lorinda1434 What's 2017 – 1787?
The number of years the Constitution has provided for the VP breaking ties in the Senate.
— John Druva (@jdruva41) February 7, 2017
you missed elementary civics
— Rob Solo (@robsolo) February 7, 2017
now maybe try elementary civics.
— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) February 7, 2017
Elementary civics under Betsy Devos
Q: Does the Constitution care about your feelings?
A: No, not even if celebrities tweet.— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) February 7, 2017
If ignorance is bliss, let’s just say that Stephen is very, very blissful.
https://twitter.com/jacobperry/status/829053639742410752
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/829110096198254592
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/829110631458537473
Where’s your joke at Reid’s expense, Stephen? Let’s see how funny you really are.
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Colbert joke:
Conservative something.
Liberal cliche.
HOLD FOR APPLAUSE. https://t.co/OhnnExVpci— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 8, 2017
Whatever you're paying your writers, it's way too much.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 8, 2017
.@StephenAtHome Elementary math under Betsy Devos:
Q: Find an example of subtraction in the real world.
A: See Colbert's ratings.— Jason (@jasonelevation) February 7, 2017
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