'Damn damn DAMN'! The Onion's already-perfect swipe at James Comey gets even BETTER

The more James Comey talks, the more annoying he gets. He’s pretty much begging to be smacked around at this point. And the Onion is more than happy to oblige:

Comey: 'What Can I Say, I'm Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama' https://t.co/RkNQ1tQeUE pic.twitter.com/15Leof1vaR

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 16, 2018

Perfect. And you know why it’s so perfect? Because:

https://twitter.com/michi83/status/985927998779076608

Right???

Love a good snark bite?

— CharmSchoolDropout (@DropoutCharm) April 16, 2018

Poifect pic.twitter.com/aNszbFyMfg

— ???? ?????? (@WilliamPieper) April 16, 2018

???? lmao

— Properly Improper RI (@Sali1368) April 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/waywardson2016/status/985929364968738817

But wait — it actually gets better, believe it or not:

https://twitter.com/cantbeathepeach/status/985933108183646208

Like we said: Perfect. 

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