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Scientician and useful idiot Neil deGrasse Tyson licks Xi's boots and busts out 'pretty-much meaningless data' to prove the US sucks [pic]

In these turbulent, uncertain times, it’s reassuring to know that there are some things that remain constant.

Like Neil deGrasse Tyson’s ability to make a complete ass of himself.

For an alleged Man of Science, Tyson sure takes an unscientific approach to the COVID19 crisis:

According to our calculations, Neil deGrasse Tyson is a useful idiot.

We understand that he thinks he’s smarter than the rest of us, but is there no one close to him who can disabuse him of that notion?

Hopefully not bats.

Spoiler: He’s not that smart. But we absolutely believe that he’s a bad-faith actor.

We honestly weren’t aware that he was pretty good at anything.

Oh, and by the way, Neil:

Do us all a favor, Mr. Wizard:

Please.

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