Yesterday, I wrote about Beto O’Rourke busting a move for abortion. Here it is again, because it’s not fair that I have to watch it if you don’t have to:
https://twitter.com/njhochman/status/1588179424721051648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
That was bad. Actually, it was really bad. But thanks to Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, it’s not the worst video of a Democratic gubernatorial candidate dancing out there right now.
Behold, for a new cringiest-dancing-Democrat has danced her way to the head of the pack:
Gretchen 🤝 Beto https://t.co/RIrAfIL4O5 pic.twitter.com/GfYXS8Fsgy
— Tori Sachs (@Tori_Sachs) November 3, 2022
Michiganders: We’re worried about crime, inflation, and gas prices
Gov Gretchen Whitmer: pic.twitter.com/trqr7D8U7N
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 4, 2022
What … why … how …?
Could they just not?
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) November 4, 2022
We wish. Good Lord, we wish so hard.
But Democratic politicians aren’t known for listening to their constituents these days, so we don’t expect them to stop with these random acts of violence against our brains and eyeballs.
Democrats are so desperate for relevance that they're doing TikTok dances at this point. https://t.co/PgBmz0T5nW
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 4, 2022
Who told them to do this? Who? Send everyone involved to Gitmo right now.
The faces of the other dancers are blurred out to avoid the total embarrassment of this cringe. https://t.co/MQLlqO4ky1
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) November 4, 2022
Straight. To. Gitmo.
Ahhh yes, my state’s fearless leader fighting back the only way she knows how — ineffectively https://t.co/xYL5ud3q0G
— Sarah definitely the teacher (@SarahSueButler2) November 4, 2022
Looks like GOVERNING is NOT the only thing she's HORRIBLE at. https://t.co/hJj6s2ggJS
— RustyErvin (@ErvinRusty) November 4, 2022
I’m not from Michigan nor have I ever lived in Michigan. But if I did, this sort of thing would be enough to make me want to leave.
This is actually what killed democracy https://t.co/qq4fKc3wFM
— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) November 4, 2022
The world will end not with a bang, but with authoritarians autofellating on TikTok. https://t.co/QXvGvnbsQt
— Shashi Galore (@shashigette) November 4, 2022
That’s probably pretty close to how it’s gonna go. At least if things keep up the way they’ve been going. The crazy train can still be stopped …
Michigan, Here’s your governor https://t.co/gLyL5xqXux pic.twitter.com/fBIqo0ZpGA
— Tammie McDonald 🇺🇸 (@TammieMcDonal17) November 4, 2022
Well, hopefully not for too much longer.
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