Antiracist SJW Saira Rao has a handy checklist to help you figure out if you're a fascist in 2023

Sarah D | 2:09 PM on February 17, 2023

Saira Rao is a very special person. Because Saira Rao is quite possibly the only person in the entire world who isn’t racist, at least according to her criteria. And as the self-appointed authority on what/who is and is not racist, it’s Saira’s job to monitor everyone else’s words and activities and tell us how we’ve disappointed and disgusted her.

But occasionally Saira takes a break from the racism beat and turns her attention to other things, like the fascist beat. And, much like she does with racism, Saira has a quick and easy guide to help you determine if you are a fascist.

Here you go:

https://twitter.com/sairasameerarao/status/1626053916784791553

Not that she’ll delete it, but here’s a screenshot so you know what to expect if you try to reply to her directly:

Only people she mentioned can reply? Well, gee. That’s not very sporting of her, is it?

Looks like quote-retweets are gonna have to be the way to go:

Lol. Rao is screaming really bad parody account now https://t.co/pr0hWDz1SI

— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) February 17, 2023

Cousin of a Republican? Fascist

Get your hair cut by a Republican? Fascist

Smiled at a Republican? You better believe you’re a fascist https://t.co/M9Jqc30wrb

— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) February 17, 2023

Guess I'm a fascist then

Where do I get my membership card https://t.co/JJp8OzWlDD

— Kaya Masters (@redneckgeisha) February 17, 2023

When you get it, be sure to get it laminated.

What if you’re friends with someone who’s friend with someone else who is married to someone who once had lunch with a Republican? https://t.co/2Hf4P7U1FM

— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) February 17, 2023

If you are this woman in 2023, seek therapy immediately.

If you are married to/in a relationship with this woman in 2023, seek therapy immediately.

If you are friends with this woman in 2023, seek therapy immediately.

This bar is so low an ant couldn't limbo it. https://t.co/6Icq3GIu2x

— Mike Partyka (@MichaelJPartyka) February 17, 2023

Ooo, we see what you did there.

We see what Saira Rao did, too. Only what she did required no cleverness or understanding of nuance.

Refuses to allow comments because she knows she is painting with a ridiculous broad brush. Ridiculous generalizations show people's ignorance. https://t.co/aqtlsFvY5t

— 117th 🚔🚨 (@MSPTrooper21) February 17, 2023